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Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Kenyan Plan For Economic Recovery : Dance!

Yeah, that'll save us all.

It's already working wonders in Kenya.


After this is over they are going to start on their initial planning to harvest helium-3 from the moon using space ladder accelerators. Right after I put an arrow in that bitch's head down there for looking at me funny.

That post-apocalyptic looking shopfront back there is where they are going to install their network servers right after they get their T1 backbone line in place. The last one had to be torn up to use to tether chickens with.

Do you know what the #1 reason in Kenya is that single mothers cannot maintain an egg-laying business? Ready? You couldn't make this stuff up. Their teenage sons sodomize the chickens to death before they reach capacity. It's often lauded in editorials in Kenya as a huge obstacle to even subsistence farming. The younger boys cannot help themselves, they f*ck the chickens to death. This is not a rare practice we are talking about. It's a serious problem in Kenya. You couldn't make this stuff up.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sodomizing chickens. Right, dude, give a respectable link or stop spewing bullshit. I lived in that area and know that you could not keep up with the average Kenyan--he or she would work your ass into the ground. If you are so bored you have to print this kind of drivel, go dig another hole for exercize! And if you feel like printing more of this crap, try planting yourself in it.

Texas Arcane said...

... but you don't live there anymore, do you? Telling. It would appear your feet voted differently from your lips.

How "hard Kenyans work," which has nothing to do with said subject. It's like you're digressing for fear of staying on topic. I have no doubt Kenyans work hard, most subsistence Stone Age cultures do work hard just to survive. Should I admire the work ethic of Australopithecus as well?

The question is, if they work so hard where do they get the time to commit a rape every 8 minutes?

http://www.amnesty.org/en/library/info/AFR32/001/2002

They must be masterful at time management.

Texas Arcane said...

They just can't help themselves. A prize bantam naked and unsupervised is more appealing than a woman. Besides, they can rape a woman anytime and do all day long. Babies and chickens are special in the 'Freaka.

http://zimbabwenewsonline.com/top_news/1580.html

Texas Arcane said...

A couple years back I had an exchange with a guy who didn't believe that 'Freaka warriors cross dress in battle.

There are a lot of things you don't know, believe it or not. I do. It's not a competition. I just know more about things than you do. If it were a competition I'd have to stand on the gold, bronze and silver podiums at the same time.

Andrew said...

Dancing traffic cop

It appears someone else got the new executive order early.

Anonymous said...

I've heard similar stories from people who have worked with immigrants and with aid groups to these countries. In the eyes of these third world countrymen animals are fair game to rape. It's like an animal with no self control that needs to immediately satisfy an urge. Disgusting and short-sighted, but that is what happens when education is replaced with ignorance and cross-dressing.

They'd have to climb up the ladder to even get to Road Warrior or Mad Max levels.

Anonymous said...

White people are noticing and commenting on things, they never would have, only 5 or 10 years ago. It seems we are are coming out of demoralization, at a rate of knots.

The next stage will be to notice the over educated buffoons, that have been brainwashing our children with opinions, dressed up as "Universal Truth".

It won't be pretty, Mommy Professor.

Anonymous said...

Tex, you are really out to get them. I read the links you gave about bestiality with chickens, and note the perp killed himself on being caught. Better people that europeans, who would no doubt think it hilarious at worst.
When did I return from Africa? 3 weeks ago. What did I see? People with a far higher sexual morality than my fellow countrymen. Fact, dude.

Texas Arcane said...

Gotta be a troll.

You must be joking.

A woman is raped every 14 seconds in Kenya. A woman is savagely gang-raped every 44 seconds in Kenya and then murdered afterwards every 7 minutes. An infant is sodomized in Kenya every 12 minutes. A child is sacrified and body parts eaten in Kenya every two hours as part of Wijun. A child is raped every 3 minutes in Kenya.

You're talking about a geographic region about twice the size of Nevada. How do they squeeze that much horror into a single day in such a little space? Such a place is not a civilization. It's not an anything. It's not barbaric because even barbarians in Europe had higher codes of conduct and a stricter rule of law than that.

Nice try, troll.

I'd like to remind you that Kenyans are born that way. They can't help it. You, on the other hand, as an apologist for such atrocity, would be a million times worse than they. The average Kenyan would enter heaven before you will. To excuse such things is more monstrous than even what these people do.