Everything's Fine, Mother of all Economic Collapses Approaches

Anyway, I'm just glad that the U.S. government won't take some incredibly cowardly action like closing it's doors and deserting the country when the worst part of it hits. That would be unbelievably rotten. It's like the captain of the Titanic rowing away with all the silverware piled up in his lap. All the timings involved are perfect. That's why we called it the Apocalypse Trifecta ten years ago.

It's a country falling apart in more ways than one. All we need now is for mother nature to close this up for us. From now on, only "officially approved" quake data will be released from Yellowstone. That tells you things are happening there that can no longer be available for public review. Stay calm, sheeple. Nothing to see here. Keep moving along. There is nothing going on that is not on the televitz. It's all the fault of the gas companies. Please disregard all violent shaking and quaking you may experience. It's completely normal. Let the glaciatin' begin. Don't sweat it, because if the Apocalypse Express doesn't get you on one side, we will get you on the other. We got plenty of supervolcanos cranking up, we can't miss. We should play dumb and pretend like we have no idea why these things are happening.