The mainstream told you it was thousands of years away. Centuries at the least. It would always be somebody else's problem in the far flung future.
Vault-Co has been telling you for ten years this was imminent. The authorities told you that there was no risk of massive cosmic radiation cooking the planet like a microwave based on a computer simulation during a magnetic reversal and therefore no reason to rush around digging underground vaults. Vault-Co told you that this was a lie designed to placate the sheeple.
ITZ COMING. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. IT'S ALL FUNNY UNTIL YOU'RE CLOCKING 100 RADS AN HOUR ABOVEGROUND ANYWHERE ON THE SURFACE.
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