"Ain't effected me none!"

If you really want some laughs, try asking ordinary people if they know about all the endocrinal disruptors and neurotoxins in their diet and then suggest that maybe this is the reason that intelligence has been in such sharp decline in the general population for the past fifty years.

They always say the same thing.

BEEN DRINKIN' TEH CITY WATER MUH WHOLE LIFE, AIN'T EFFECTED ME NONE!
If they missed you, make sure you get yourself a good old vaccine to bring you up to speed with everybody else. Some companies offer them for free now. Get in line with the rest of the population, resistance is futile.