Ockham's Razor : Pending Magnetic Reversal

You can solve three riddles of the modern era with one answer:

1. Increasing Tectonic Movement & Volcanism
2. Bee Disappearances
3. Weather changes

That's good enough for me. If you have an alternative that also neatly ties up all three as easily, please let me know about it.

Most Things You Think You Know, You In Fact Don't Know. You Just Know What Somebody Said You Needed To Believe

The death of Robert Kennedy was a lot like the Martin Bryant shootings here in Australia. 95% of the story from eyewitnesses in Tasmania never reached the public's ears. Did you know that two eyewitnesses said there was a man running around on the other side of the island with a rifle and what was obviously a blond wig that kept falling off while he was shooting at people? That's right.

Homo Sapiens has a bigger brain than a chimp. He doesn't use it for thinking. Sapiens can't think, learn or reason. That brain structure is not even designed for that. Sapiens is a socially gregarious animal who uses his larger brain for deception, treachery, social engineering and lying. If it involves Homo Sapiens, it will involve some degree of doubletalk, lying and fraud. To be "successful" as a Sapiens means to excel as a liar.

There is no evidence that Homo Sapiens ever painted the wall of a cave anywhere, even the crudest scrawl. Until the widespread rape of Neanderthal women 38,000 years ago, there were no cave paintings associated with any Homo Sapiens camp or living space going back 80,000 years. Not even one. Art involves abstraction. It involves higher reasoning and the ability to visualize in time and space. 80,000+ years is a long, long time. It's not like Sapiens was just in a dry spell or had Writer's Block for eighty thousand millennia.

Jacob means "Swindler, Deceiver" in Hebrew. Esau means "Problem Solver, Man of Action, Real Man of the Earth." Until the sons of Jacob raped the long lost daughters of Esau, there is no evidence of any kind they ever had a thought in their heads. They were exactly like Africans except with smaller penises and no rhythm.

Big time government insider, serious credibility, says it's all a bunch of crap

Liars are always revising their stories and they are never the same upon retelling

This Just In : Osama Suicided With Vince Foster's Handgun in A Washington Park

This and that weren't true. That wasn't quite true, actually it was false except for one part which was kind of true if you forget the first part that was false. The rest was true as originally conceived except for the false part which is retracted but the remainder continues to be false unless we think we can declare it true at some point in the future.

Here's a real true photograph of the situation room - with all the laptops turned off. Totally true and completely unposed in any way. No, but seriously.

No, but otherwise, that part about assassinating the real true Osama was totally true and what have you and had he not been instantly sent to the bottom of the Mariana Trench we could have proved it. Furthermore, the false parts do not necessarily indicate the story was false, rather that the true story contained within it falsehoods.

What was the technical term they used for this in my psy-ops training in the Army? Wait a second, it's been 25 years, it will come back to me ... oh that's it ...

" LYING ABOUT SH*T "

A Sound Defense Of The Dollar

Kwanzania is #1. Kwanzania will always be #1. Kwanzania has divine protection that makes sure it is #1 and it will always be #1 because being #1 means that you are destined to be #1.

Even if it did slip from #1 to say .... #214 behind the Lower Congo or thereabouts, that would not affect the world in any way. It certainly wouldn't lead to a third World War or something of that nature. Continue shopping and remember, the future is so bright, you'll have to wear shades. Blast goggles, in fact.

Why I Respect Glenn Beck

My feeling about Beck from day one was the same no matter what.

His paycheck was signed at the bottom by Rupert Murdoch. There was no way this guy was not a counterintelligence tool promoting straw man agitprop.

Anybody who told the truth about anything on televitz would lose their job in a heartbeat. Period. That's a fact. The mass media is run by some very, very evil human beings.

So when Glenn Beck first began to hit some real themes, like exposing George Soros, I thought this stuff is brilliant, they've even got their media puppets doing fake exposes on the major figureheads now. Talk about quality misinformation.

I was wrong. It's important to me to say this out loud.

Beck was fired immediately after this show aired.

I don't think this was a false flag operation to give him credibility. I guess he finally got a little too accurate despite the revenues he was bringing in. You're chopping at the root when you start naming names like George Soros and describing his massive smokescreen of global institutions.

I reckon George made a call to Rupert, they talked about ten minutes and the call came down to axe Glenn Beck, no matter what money he might be bringing into the network.

Note in this article on April 7th, these pathetic assholes were still pushing a "recovery." Lies, damned lies, media gibberish and statistics. These critters lie the way mammals breathe. It's the most natural thing in the world to them.

P.S. If you want to know what kind of sick bastard wrote that article linked to above, he actually defends Soros against a charge that Soros himself has openly confessed to numerous times ... George helped the Gestapo confiscate wealth and property from Jews who were dispatched to concentration camps and also got rich collaborating with them as an informant. If this guy Soros wasn't at Nuremberg, they should have let everybody else go.

Everything They Put On Televitz is True

Everything.

Anybody who says different is a hater. Don't be hatin' on me hater. Hate laws prove that hate laws work against hatin' by haters. Everyone who doubts is some kind of hater.

Televitz says that anybody who suspects anything they hear on televitz is not true is a conspiracy nut, because nobody on televitz ever lies about anything. Only a nut would believe their rulers may be nuts and liars as well, in spite of the fact that one out of five people is a sociopath or psychopath. That fact is a hater fact. Stop your hatin' hater. Love is the answer and the best way to show love is to shoot your enemies in the head, shoot any women in the room three times, then throw their bodies into the sea. They were all going for their guns when I double tapped 'em. Typical haters be hatin' on me.

Secret Societies and Raging Queer Satanists

I think this video says a lot in a little.

Those conspiracy nuts.

Making a big deal about burning an infant effigy at the feet of a gigantic stone owl, Moloch, in secret with all the world's most powerful people in attendance. Who would make something out of that in their minds? Big deal. It's just infant sacrifice followed by naked men running around in their thousands tackling each other and buggering one another in the arse in the woods. Nothing to see here, folks, move along.

I guess it's all okay, the price to be paid for America being #1 in the world

Eleven Foods That Last Forever

All of them available right now at your local supermarket.

Of course, we're prejudicial to white rice at Vault-Co, as the ultimate filler. You add enough oats and brown sugar to that, you've already dodged starving to death. Don't forget protein, it's critical. Sardines and spam will fill this out and they'll both go a hundred years with their eyes closed.

It's About Their Own Words, Nothing Else

Wikileaks was fake cointel from the beginning

The whole purpose of Wikileaks may have been to plant one idea into the global media in advance

The rest of the crap from Wikileaks may have been nothing but fluff and window dressing.

It's a big plan. They've patiently carried it out one step at a time. Saturating the public with agitprop for over a decade.

These are the interesting times. Like that Chinese curse. Stay watchful, rubes. Step up your preps. Getting weird around here.

Nanobrained Joyce Behar on THE VIEW was squawking about the poor woman used a human shield at the same time the White House was modifying their story on another screen side by side. Right. So they lied, Joyce. What story will they offer next? The Behars of the world have no instinctive sense of true and false. True and false is what somebody else tells them to think.

Heavily engineered euphoria lasts nearly 8 hours before ZOGBux resume tumble

Good going guys. That fixed everything. These people are klowns.