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Thursday, September 9, 2010

Hawkings Is Absurd

Looking back over the years, the man has never written anything but gibberish.

It's a living.

For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.

KJV Corinthians 3:19

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

PACK YOUR RICE : Food Soon To Be a Luxury

People are starting to worry and they know something is coming.

Part of the depopulation scheme was sending the sheeple looking after the straw man of global warming whilst this entire time they have had a new ice age bearing down on them. Making sure the cattle are truly "left out in the cold" when it hits.

Imagine this geopolitical situation and one of these supervolcanos blowing (soon) right when people least expect it. They've all become active worldwide, how many more days can we play at this casino before we lose everything?

Wake Up, Little Sheeple

You're on the slaughterhouse floor. That beautiful music you hear is not the singing of angels. It's the muzac they play while the animals await their turn on the ramp.

Kenyan Plan For Economic Recovery : Dance!

Yeah, that'll save us all.

It's already working wonders in Kenya.


After this is over they are going to start on their initial planning to harvest helium-3 from the moon using space ladder accelerators. Right after I put an arrow in that bitch's head down there for looking at me funny.

That post-apocalyptic looking shopfront back there is where they are going to install their network servers right after they get their T1 backbone line in place. The last one had to be torn up to use to tether chickens with.

Do you know what the #1 reason in Kenya is that single mothers cannot maintain an egg-laying business? Ready? You couldn't make this stuff up. Their teenage sons sodomize the chickens to death before they reach capacity. It's often lauded in editorials in Kenya as a huge obstacle to even subsistence farming. The younger boys cannot help themselves, they f*ck the chickens to death. This is not a rare practice we are talking about. It's a serious problem in Kenya. You couldn't make this stuff up.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Idiots Arrive Late To The Party, Declare Themselves The Only Ones On Time

I guess it beats finally conceding that you're an incredible moron who managed to miss evidence of a new ice age staring you in the face for the past fifty years. They're just clutching at straws. More than anything, they need to keep pretending they are scienmajistic types. It's their vanity that seals their doom.

Quisling Was Promised The Position

I didn't want to depress my Australian friends. They had hope that a man as simple and as straightforward as Tony Abbott would ever be permitted to take leadership. I don't think they would believe what really goes on behind the scenes.

Australia is a managed colony, an unofficial satellite of the U.S. and the peasants would have never been allowed a warm blooded mammal in the highest office. Australia needs to be maintained as a possible escape strategy for the elite and the last thing they want is an unknown quantity in charge of it.

In exchange for stabbing Rudd in the back, Gillard was promised she would be his successor. Through social engineering, sophistry and fraud she was established, after a brief period of contention to make it seem as if there were ever any doubt. They know the sheeple have a very short attention span so they dragged it through a great swamp of legalism until their tiny minds moved on to something else.

Monday, September 6, 2010

FAIL : Crater Kwanzania

4th dynasty pharoah issues papyrus credit with the royal seal to cover his debts.

This has all happened before.

The people who run the 'Kwa behind the scenes are already headed for the lifeboats. Poor sheeple are to be kept distracted by wild tales of pending recovery whilst it slips beneath the waves. In coming years there will be no ridiculous "Labor Day" in the 'Kwa. There will be no labor, period. Just babies, the other white meat.

Crater Euro to be blasted out very shortly.

A nation of monsters soon to be delivered over to the wrath of God

Death cults end in death. No surprises there.

All Krisschanns are damned. No surprises there. The unclean will get their clocks cleaned. Your fake preachin' won't quench one minute of your agonizing thirst in hell. There are no group discounts in heaven and the real religion of Kwanzania is a one-way ticket into darkness.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Idiocracy History

... and then the "UN" attacked Charlie Chaplin's evil nazis and "Un-Nazied" the world using their giant dinosaurs! It's a scienmajific factoid!

Some of the People All of the Time