Sick, Dying and the Doctorless

Don't stop believing that those quacks can make you better. It is going to take a miracle just to survive their "cures."

I'm so cynical from what I have learned over the past fifty years I avoid ambulances unless they are absolutely necessary. I don't trust those idiots to get me to the hospital without getting into a traffic accident. Remember, I have worked on embedded software that runs on ambulances. Enough said. After I saw the kind of crap they have running on those things I am amazed any patient survives to get to the emergency room.