"Dark Matter" Is Junk Scienmagistics

"Dark Matter" is dead. It was given a quiet burial with family and close friends in attendance. Many widowed academics are complaining they will never be able to practice any real science and need to find new, unprovable gibberish theories they can apply for grants to research or else they may end up having to get real day jobs. "If this keeps up, we'll look like sorry lazy old men who contribute nothing to society and leech off the public dole!" Which is exactly what 99.9999999% of academics are, in fact.