More here on the dorks who went to the Arctic to study global warming and found out firsthand that the cold there was apocalyptic stuff.
I hear them blathering about the melting ice on all televitzer channels, most of the internet, the radio and all of the abusepapers.
The human race would be funny if I could get back in the mothership and fly away after I was done laughing myself paralytic about the manboons. The tragedy is that it turns out I'm a biped myself of similar construction and am trapped here with these idiots. Somehow that just doesn't seem fair. If you see it that way, the way that I do, you'll see my second best option is digging a deep rock fallout shelter. These manatangs don't make a helluva lotta sense outside of comic relief for dolphins. Their behaviour is clearly putting them on greased rails to their own demise. I'm stuck here so I have to figure out a way to weather their insanity while it runs it's course and the best place to ride it out is 12 feet underground.
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Though written by a person I think is a Republican partisan, this story is terrifying:
http://www.enemiesforeignanddomestic.com/FESP.htm
LOL at:
Photographer Martin Hartley who’s been crawling into a frozen sleeping bag that becomes a wet sponge overnight for longer than he cares to remember, remarks “I’m getting extremely frustrated with the stupidly cold temperatures that are making my life a misery, day after day. All I can think about, 24 hours a day, is getting a new sleeping bag on the next re-supply”.
A reasonable assumption given our present predicament.
For your statements about a coming ice age, what would it take to prove you wrong?
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