Hold Your Hands In the Air and Get Ready To Scream, 'Kwanzanies

Two days to go to the Obamination. I love it. I've been getting ready to watch the 'Kwa die for twenty years. It's like watching a sick cow get nailgunned.

If he wins, they're screwed. If he loses, they're screwed. If nobody wins or loses, they're screwed. Either way, Obama goes in the history books as the last Presidente of the 'Kwanstain.

My only regret is my family there. The rest of the sodomites can burn. They've been asking for it for a long, long time.