North Korea Doesn't Disarm - My Career In Gay Porno is a complete Bust

I promised readers about two years ago that the same day North Korea began to dismantle their nuclear weapons manufacturing facilities as agreed, my debut tape in gay porno would become available at their local video store.

North Korea (whoodathunkit?) has mysteriously resumed their nuclear program and as many of you have probably noticed, the only new releases at the video store are crappy re-releases of HOUSE OF THE DEAD and the remastered version of WILLARD. So incredibly, the Bush Administration will not look back fondly on a single accomplishment of their entire 8 years unless you count completely destroying the United States military, crashing the economy to third world pauperism and almost choking to death on a pretzel.