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Saturday, July 12, 2014

Unbelievably Complex Social Behaviour In Dogs

You have to watch this. It's not CGI from a children's film. I laughed so hard when I first saw it.

That is not just a smart dog. It is a dog who decides he wants companionship and takes a series of steps to liberate his friends. Normally a dog would just look into their cages and bark back at them. This dog understands where the latch is and knows how to work it from the outside.

I did not know dogs were genuinely capable of abstract thinking to this degree. I've watched dogs take forever to get through a fence when the open gate was only a few meters away. That dog must be like the Nikola Tesla of the canine world.

It was really coincidental I was watching RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES last night and the scene where Caesar gives out cookies and begins to free his fellow apes at night after their keepers have gone home. Very similar.

Thursday, July 10, 2014

Why Society Can't Respond To The Real World Anymore

Following up on the previous post.

If we all lived in a simple village with Neanderthals, we could count on their canny instincts to warn many years in advance of a change in average temperatures. You'd have no trouble getting a consensus around a campfire we would store up more food in the summer and prepare better dwellings to weather what would be worse winters than we were previously accustomed to. When the really bad climate hit, chances are we would be overprepared to a ridiculous degree and would probably be ready to move permanently into a much better insulated cavern with piles of wood a couple stories high to heat it for many years in advance.

There'd be no detractors. We would not have to spend hours around the campfire trying to talk Ur-Gore out of his delusions that the weather would be getting warmer. Chances are if Ur-Gore persisted in his shrieking about the uncontrollable warming approaching, the women would have a quick pow-wow one night before bed. They'd point to Ur-Gore and draw their fingers across their throats. This is the group wisdom of women. They'd peg Ur-Gore as a defective male endangering the entire tribe with his insanity. The next morning, Ur-Gore would yawn and stretch before opening his eyes and realizing he was surrounded by elders. They'd give Ur-Gore a couple strips of beef-jerky and a walking stick and send him away, warning him to never return. It would be the last time anyone would ever see Ur-Gore alive. Problem solved. It also means that a male with psychopathic tendencies would not have better breeding success than those without psychopathy.

In the Saps tribe, just because people are insane doesn't mean they aren't still in charge. You have to do what they say. They cannot be overruled by reasonable arguments when Homo Sapiens is incapable of reasoning. Rational thinking is completely useless inside of tribes like these and that is why a tribe with leadership like this is completely useless inside a new Ice Age. It is a dysgenic death anchor that kills everybody inside it stupid enough to cooporate.

"Polar Vortex" Returns in July

Right. This is like that thing Tex was talking about, or something.

Like the end of the Holocene and grasshopper weather. Or like, an Ice Age or something.

Vault-Co and Robert Felix = Correct. Rest of planet = Not so much.

Don't let the fact that the real world is contradicting your consensus interfere with your enforcement of social compulsion to believe in something that is only lacking evidence. Especially because religion is so, like, evil and whatnot and what have you.

Globowarmthinkery is just another "god" that failed.

I hate it when I am busy ostracizing cranks and suddenly the entire planet demonstrates that they are right and I am wrong. I will just keep thinking positive about my clearly mistaken ideology and assume it is reality that has the problem.

Gulf stream shut down. Ice Age follows.

What I want to know is if they are still going through with formally committing me tomorrow to a mental institution. The in-screening doctor says he doesn't care if there is a super cyclone flash freezing people outside, I'm still crazy. They took a vote on it. I tried to open the blinds when he was giving me Rorshach cards and point out the Sun looked like it had turned off but he closed them again and told me stop being distracted by external influences and concentrate on getting well.

Throughout recorded history, the majority have always turned out to be wrong. About everything. There is a simple reason for this. Homo Sapiens is a cloned animal produced by genetic engineering for only one purpose and that is to exterminate Neanderthals. Sapiens does not do reality. They cut that portion right out of his genetic code when they made him along with his corpus callosum and the full range of behaviours associated with an actual human being. Saps never survived an Ice Age, being a one-shot product designed for the brief Holocene who never survived the million year cold.

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

False Flags And Psychotics : Joined At The Hip

Why risk being attacked by real enemies when you can control the opposition?

Anyone who has read Machiavelli knows it is the way they roll, for thousands upon thousands of years. Pretending to be just like you except in reality they are radically different.

Great Falling Away

The culture war is almost over, Krisschans lost.

Decades of evangelicals and prosperity gospel set the sheep on their way up the slaughterhouse ramp.

Years of domination by the nuts at the 700 CLUB and other popular mass produced religious entertainment have blurred the general culture to the point where they have come to believe in the central tenets of new age self-help lunatics and gradually forgotten scripture altogether. This includes things like Creationism, which owes it's existence in part to Neo-Darwinism as a refractory false opposition to it. It was a dead end and once Neo-Darwinism was revealed to be junk science, Creationism had nowhere to go because it was the refutation of something that wasn't to be taken seriously to begin with. If Christians had put less faith in their apostate teachers and more in the KJV they hold in their hand this would not have happened.

Watch Jim Bakker selling food buckets on cable despite being convicted of fraud previously and you have some idea of just how completely checked out mentally the Kwanzanians are. They are respecters of persons and if they were forced to choose would pick their church as their authority despite the fact these churches have proven to be entirely unsound and rotten to the core. With leadership like Ted Haggard, if a person doesn't start to wonder then you can count on them drifting into all sorts of doctrines of devils.

Cover It With Plastic And Spray Detroit : Improvamentation Gone Wild

Edjamafacashun can't seem to solve the problems our ancestors solved with ease.

You remember bedbugs. They were a big problem during the Dark Ages. People used to call Mexico a hellhole because all the hotels had them. They really had not been seen in the Western world since the very start of the 20th century. After all, hot water (like the kind that used to come out of boilers before energy conservation set all the dials back) kills them and their eggs easily at around 120 degrees.

One of the reasons they were a problem in the Dark Ages is that hot water was in short supply. Kind of like in the West now. We have to conserve energy. It seems to be leaking away and we don't seem to be generating much of it anymore so we have to conserve it. It is as if we had one candle and after it goes out, we have to go back to living in darkness forever. So we really, really, really have to conserve this candle because we can never get another one. After all they banned incandescent bulbs so it is not like we are going to be able to read by electric light.

Improvamentation really does improvament everything through the enrichmentation process. Everything is massively improvamented everywhere you look.

Remember, Detroit was the inspiration for the Jetsons cartoon. It used to be a chrome and padded leather paradise, just like Rhodesia which got improvamented shortly before they improvamented Detroit. Just before the flight out of Detroit began, the Detroit city hall was trialing a new system of lamp posts that gave visitors talking directions. They thought the expense was justified because the city was an international hub of commerce with industrial conventions year round. I can't help but wonder of the irony of some post-apocalyptic scavenger hitting one of these posts a century from now with an animal bone and suddenly this hundred year old prerecorded tape announcing in a cheerful mellifluous 1950's voice that the nearest hotel is a block away.

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

It's Not Paranoia If They Really Are Out To Bugger Your Kids

It's all true and it is all coming out since Savile died.

I pity those paranoid schizophrenics like Tex who think peds are everywhere at the highest levels of Western government and they conspire in shadows to keep a steady supply of babies coming for their kiddy rape parties. That is just such a crazy idea and if the world were really like that imagine how horrible it would be. Let's just watch some reality television shows about people singing 'n'stuff and forget about nuts like Texas and their wild visions of some other reality they don't show on the televitz - which it turns out, is largely run and produced by pedophiles and baby raper scum.

Just finished reading a book about Kim Philby. Oh. My. God. There is no way that people like this could get away with the things that they do for decades unless there was a huge sympathetic ring of fellow travelers covering for them. No way. Like turning a hotel lodge into a boy sex party room every single last Friday of the month where orphans are bussed in so people can take turns sodomizing them, before they are then bussed back. We're not talking wild conspiracy stories. The scariest thing was some of the people who worked at the orphanage were like "Oh yeah, the boy buggery parties. I used to go along with it and allow them to abduct the orphans because I was afraid for my job if I said anything. I could have easily lost my pension. So I helped load the kids on the bus and when they came back I helped shower them off and try to clean them up, give them medical care. So really I was just trying to do what I could for them. I was the good guy in this story, actually."

I reckon the noose is tightening around Buckingham Palace. Mark my words, they may not get all of them but they will have to throw at least one to the lions before this is over.

I will dance a jig when they drag the world's biggest advocate of global warming into the street and in front of the cameras and the whole world finds out he is a filthy baby rapist and a vile prevert who had his own wife killed to shut her up about it.

(P.S. The blog was hit numerous times by City of London I.P. as soon as this was posted.)

Psychiatrists Admit Psychiatry Is Bunkum

It beats working at a day job.

You have disassociative hapslingam's disorder of the inguineal hyperplasty. I'll write you a prescription for monosodium glycophosphate trioxide chloride. That will be $200, thanks. Any side effects contact my receptionist, I will be at the links country club for the rest of today. I need a break because I am a scienmajist with incredible scienmajistical powers.

If you do have side effects, I can give you other medication to treat the side effects so come back next week and I will follow up with ethanbutol magnesetate difloxium. That should fix it.

I think there is only one kind of mental illness we can positively diagnose and treat and it is psychiatry.

Animatronic Announcer 'Bot Technology Perfected By NWO

Just how fake was 9-11?

Pretty fake, it turns out. So fake that even fakers were ashamed at how fake it was.

I'm looking at Krauthammer on Fox right now. He's yammering away about some other war we need to start this instant to keep the world safe for Israel. Gosh, that man is hideous. Broke the ugly stick on his face when he was born. Krauthammer was caught red-handed passing along badly forged documents to make it look like Iraq had purchased yellowcake uranium. Technically, he is supposed to be in Guantanamo Bay for conspiring with enemies against the American Republic to foment a war. He's free as a bird just harping away, blah blah blah. Hey, look everybody, I've got documents showing the Russians are planning to detonate a series of nukes on U.S. soil. So we have to start World War III right now. I know the documents look like they were printed off on my crummy EPSON printer and the signature at the bottom that is supposed to be from the Russian ambassador looks an awful lot like my handwriting but forget about all that, when do I get my guest speaker gig on Fox News? I'm a patriot and I want to help.