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Monday, September 8, 2008

McCain The Insane : A Hair Trigga Nigga


That's a real face made by Spittin' John. A real face. This guy goes atomic over a hangnail or a bad prize in a cereal box.

I can't stand Obama either but I have to tell you, McCain is exactly the sort of guy I could see blowing up and giving orders impulsively that would cause massive escalation in a tight situation with the Russians and Chinese leading to thermomonuclear war. I don't know what they did to him in that P.O.W. camp but I would guess it filled him with impotent rage he has never been able to sate.

This election really offers no choice at all. You can't win with either of these circus sideshows. You got the crackhead or cracked in the head. It's all downhill from this point.

Amerikwa Is A Fragmented State of Strangers

Block by block in Civil War II, you will have to consult a street guide to even know which group is shooting at you right now and if you should shoot back. It will be Hobbes' war of all against all. There will be nothing but chaos and murder and a thousand different competing ethnicities trying to kill one another for reasons that themselves will be long forgotten.

Kiss The Power Grid Goodbye in WW3

Been hearing about these things for years. Apparently they keep getting smaller and smaller and some reports say they will be deployed like cluster bombs over a country, each of them frying anything and everything connected to more than a few meters of wire.

Britwannia : All Slaves Will Work Until Death

Yeah, enough of that lying about, you seventy year olds! Raus! Raus! Work makes free, old man!! Put your back into it or we will melt you down for glue!

Get yourself a magic marker and write across the map of Britain, HYAR BE DRAGONES. Cuz it's gone, people. There is no more Britain.

Hardcore Commie Intervention! Yay! We're Saved!

I'll explain this to those of you who don't understand economics. The government bailed out their own institution, sinking with the falling dollar and debts many trillions of times that which could be repaid in your lifetime, by printing more of those dollars and purchasing their own institution with the same funny money that was causing it to collapse. This means that communism works, we can all escape the coming world war by crawling inside our own belly buttons and the government is the best manager of all things in life. If that doesn't make sense to you, it's because you have not yet crawled through your own brain like in BEING JOHN MALKOVITCH in some weird self-referential funk.

A bad debtor will rescue itself by giving permission to itself to be rescued by itself. Don't believe me? Here, have a wad of ZOGBux. Here's some more. I'll print some more off if that doesn't convince you my fiat currency is sound. I have paid off all my own debts by printing off paper which in fact is incurring debt to the Federal Reserve. See how all that works? You must not be watching enough televitz!

Before communists took over our institutions, they used to call their pervert economics "capitalism," after which they then called it "free markets." This was all called these names because everybody knew communism had failed, so calling it communism (it was really trotskyist corporate socialism) would mean their ideas were failures, so they called it "free markets" instead, so that when this communism failed they could blame it all on the shortcomings of the free market system.

Amerikwa hasn't had free markets in sixty years. One wonders how she might have done if she had.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Russia-US Confrontation Now Appears Inevitable

Sure jump on the bandwagon. Now everybody's a prophet who saw it coming.

"Humanitarian aid" is goading Russians into conflict with U.S.

The Lingering Greatness From A Defunct Civilization

This is a list of fifty ways that NASA has changed the world since their heyday fifty years ago. It could have just as easily been a list of five hundred ways they have changed the world.

NASA today looks like an affirmative action hiring center gone horribly wrong. It is largely composed of semiliterate morons and porn-surfing cretins who can barely speak in complete sentences. With the exception of a few of the old diehards who still form the nucleus of the continually waning core, NASA has long since become nothing but a holding tank for sociopath careerists who hope to earn their way into an ambassador slot somewhere. All the fire has long since gone out in that decaying shell in Florida.

I recently spoke to an old timer who had emigrated out of the U.S. back in the 90's after he got canned from his job at NASA for whistleblowing the fudging of standards, particularly the Hubble Space Telescope. He said NASA today is largely run out of trailers parked near crumbling megalithic structures abandoned many years ago for lack of funding and the will to maintain them.

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Urban Prairie : Glimpse of the Post-Apocalyptic

Vast swaths of the American heartland are being reclaimed by the wild. As the remaining serfs are forced into the cities like herded animals, the real animals take over their former neighborhoods and homes where they once had a life beyond that of mere work and rent. All that is lost to the past now.

America is now a "company town."

The new socialist man that is being bred in the 'Kwa will have no dreams and no desires beyond that of keeping his job, doing as he is told and making his rent each week until he dies amidst a crowded mad mass of fellow slaves. Such beasts have no need for their own territory and communities outside of the megaslums being constructed for them in the inner metropolis.

No place to hide from the coming economic collapse for the Kwa

Thursday, September 4, 2008

What's so great about this dinosaur called GEOS?

Are you wondering why I chose a thirty year old operating system to run on all my PCs in the shelter? You probably think I'm either cracked or completely deluded.

Can you handle the mindboggling, skullshattering truth?

My platform for Vault-OS is one of the most awesome secrets in the history of microcomputing. I am scared to tell you the real story for fear you will find it Arcane's most astonishing tall tale of them all.

First of all, "GEOs" isn't really "GEOs." It was formerly a realtime multitasking military/industrial grade embedded system platform for the Cold War that was originally called "SkyTray." It only trickled down into the popular market through a series of bizarre accidents, each one of them contributing to hide the true origins of this marvelous, amazing operating system.

Read the link and you'll learn some of the story but not all of it. I'll save that for another post. First confirm I know what I am talking about and then I'll dish out the real goss on this platform, which I am coming to believe was intended by God to end up the OS of civil defense shelters worldwide.