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Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Delirious Dionysian Dens Declaring Doctrines of Devils

Been in a church lately? Madness. What on earth do these people think they are doing?

Most rock concerts are not that loud and frantic.

What is being sold is intoxication and escapism through euphoric emotional excitement. The Romans finally had women run naked through the forests so that the celebrants could capture them and couple. It was big money back then, too.

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Medicine : If it Works, It Is Illegal

I heard about this incredible natural treatment a couple years back and didn't know whether or not to believe the hype. I wonder now.

Goleic - This Stuff Works Too Well To Permit It To Be Sold Anywhere

GCMaf Time Lapse Photography

If the paranoid delusional fantasies we promote here at Vault-Co bear any resemblance to the real world then this stuff will soon be banned and made illegal all over the planet. The point of medicine nowadays is to reduce population, not keep them alive.

Monsanto Needs Body Armor and a Helmet

... because they are supervillains on par with Doctor Doom.

Monsanto is cackle-out-loud-as-their-plans-come-to-fruition evil. They are taunting-hero-with-monologue-while-death-machine-warms-up evil. They are the stuff of comic books.

You don't understand Monsanto until you understand that corporate policy strictly forbids any Monsanto food or Monsanto-harvested ingredients to be served in their corporate cafeteria. No, I'm not making that up. Their own executives refuse to be served anything that came from their agricultural products.

I just want to leave you with one important thought.

There seems to be a connection between Monsanto and the Norway Doomsday Seed Vault. An actual funding connection. Think about that.

The Trumpening

It's been so long that anyone masculine has been in D.C. that the left can only stare shell-shocked like somebody took a dump in their finger bowl.

The District of Columbia has gone so fembot that Lindsay Graham is called a hawk.

This is why this chaff will be blown away in the face of the Trumpening.

Koanic Soul Viciously Beats On Innocent Girl

I pitied this girl because she is so far in past her intellectual depth she might as well be trying to argue with the monolith in 2001:A Space Odyssey.

I was tempted to come in to white knight and tell the poor woman she wasn't as stupid as Koanic had made it plain she was. All I can say is this : Ladies, if you crawl into a bull fighting ring and get gored don't blame males for allowing this sport in public.

Koanic is way, way out there. He probably thinks more deeply on some of these subjects in ten minutes than most people will do over the course of their entire lives. If you're Paul Reubens don't pinch Mike Tyson's nose. You will get a severe beatdown. I wanted to write this girl and give her a link to Disneyworld.com and tell her to surf there and never return but she insisted on jumping right in and vomiting up her received ideas like she was proud of mindlessly memorizing them all.

Koanic is right. As a person who used to believe in the gospel of Paul Ehrlich, I can assure you that the "overpopulation crisis" is absolute rubbish. The planet could easily support 100 billion people without breaking a sweat ... if they were the right people with the right governments. The only governments that would ever be responsive enough and flexible enough would be the ones with the greatest individual freedom and the least government intrusion. A 100 Billion socialists would all be dead in fifteen minutes. Such governments simply cannot think fast enough on their feet to solve any problems that come up.

Monday, August 10, 2015

Jim Goad States The Obvious

When the obvious becomes radical fringe science it is safe to say your civilization isn't exactly roaring ahead in scientific advancement.

Jim Goad covers the basics here. It seems like rehashing ancient ground to me but I am sure some people will be hearing this stuff for the first time. I link to this article for their benefit.

P.S. Jim like all his generation gets it wrong when he assumes Cro-Magnons came out of Africa. They did no such thing. There are 14 haplogroups that signify African ancestry, the Cro-Magnon has none of them. Again, for those of you in back who may be hard of hearing, the Cro-Magnon according to DNA sequencing has none of the haplogroup markers for African ancestry. Zero. Zip. Nada. Nil. The Cro-Magnon appeared at the Southern tip of Europe as if he had been dropped from a helicopter in a crate that burst open when it hit the ground like the Nemesis Terminator from Resident Evil. Where the Cro-Magnon was before that, nobody knows because the evidence says he came out of nowhere. All we know is that he looks exactly like a Neanderthal that was stripped down and genetically reengineered to turn him into an unstoppable Neanderthal killing machine.

Post-Game Analysis

If only they had just run straight up the middle with the ball.

I had a good laugh at how they are warning this could be a "serious threat" to the next generation's cognitive abilities. The seven point variation in IQ discussed in the article has already happened and was nothing short of apocalyptic. These guys are sitting up in the bleachers in an empty stadium with wild dogs and tumbleweeds blowing across the field expressing their regrets. It's a half century later. Too late for regrets, this is all epilogue now.

The John Birch society got it right before it got subverted from the inside and neutralized. The original John Birchers were dead right about everything.

This man is without question the greatest American patriot in the history of the United States. I salute you Colonel Ripper. The fact you were a parody is testament to the threat you posed to the existing order of things. Close the base and give the failsafe order, Colonel. Anyone attempting to enter the front gate is to be shot on sight. Now we got those commies by the balls, Mandrake. I can longer stand by and watch in horror at the communist infiltration of our precious bodily fluids. A good nuclear war will clean all of this right up.

That man right there is the patron saint of Vault-Co. A small photo of his face should be mounted on the door of every Vault to serve to ward off evil commie spirits. God as my witness I'm going to mount a huge 1 meter wide photo print of this guy in my new command center when it is ready with the caption below it : "IN MEMORY OF OUR FALLEN HEROES."

The Vastator Beneath Yellowstone

They keep telling the public not to worry, even as they apparently are trying to worry them.

Two really important things you need to know if you browse Vault-Co regularly :

1. Nuclear weapons are not capable of hefting enough ash sufficient to cause a winter lasting more than a few years at most. They are not physically capable of getting the ash high enough to saturate the troposphere and block sunlight entirely where it enters the Earth's biosystem. The ash that comes from them might be deadly toxic and radioactive for years but will not last centuries as fearmongers have often asserted. The nature of nuclear fallout means its half-life will be short compared to other sources of radioactivity. A nuclear war could ruin quite a few growing seasons but the Sun would be back in a few years.

2. Even the smallest supervolcano, forty of which appear to have recently become active again after millennia of being dormant ... is easily capable of blotting the Sun out of the sky and bringing on an eternal frigid night that might last many decades. The ash that comes from supervolcanos is not only capable of burying entire continents under an ash blanket, this ash is one of the deadliest and most toxic air pollutants ever discovered when it come to oxygen breathing life. It is similar to a liquid aerosol of concrete that can harden inside the lungs when breathed literally petrifying men from the inside. This is in addition to possibly being remarkably poisonous and radioactive as well. Where it settles it initially poisons the soil, ironic because eventually it creates the most fertile soil for agriculture of them all.

I recommend you prepare for either or both when constructing a Vault. I'd keep both in mind when you are designing it to be prepared for any eventuality. The same baffles used to keep out fallout ash are just as good against volcanic ash.

I believe that the eruption of Toba 80,000 years ago that led to a bottleneck of less than a few thousand people on Earth was not accidental or natural. I think it resembles no other eruption in the geological record and appears to have had no precursors. It looks like an implosion vaporized the cap instantly and released the contents with such force that a large part of the planet beneath was fired into outer space at escape velocity. I am sure it was heard around the entire planet when it detonated. It is possible that in the next war an enemy will pursue the exact same outcome against the United States by deliberately targeting the already precarious Yellowstone. Imagine a nuclear war that also incorporates a supervolcano eruption. You will be glad you stocked a little more food in the shelter with this possibility in mind.

Friday, August 7, 2015

The Two Children of Grimaldi

This is a really interesting photo of two children recovered from a grave in the last 12,000 years.

They forgot to call the melonheads the result of head-binding, somebody slipped up and referred to it as a "mutation," shazzbot there are a lot of those in history. What do you call a mutation that has offspring? A species. These two never made it to reproductive age.

If you look at the ancient sites of the Boskonians, they are buried in elaborately constructed tombs that are so old they can't even date them. Revered as "gods," untouchables none dare challenge. Clothed in raiments and gold. All of these remains vanished after being extremely well documented with detailed line drawings and maps in many books from the early 1900's.

As you move forward through history you see more and more evidence of revolt against melonheads. Melonheads spiked through the heart after death like vampires. Melonheads dead from violence and buried in a shallow grave. The manboons becoming more and more difficult to control. After a golden age and resurgence in Mesopotamia and Sumeria, there was a sudden massive slave revolt or series of revolts. These were so revolutionary that all the Sargons (Royal Houses of the Children of Serpents) were sent into exile. After a thousand years one of these bands of gypsies shows up in Egypt as the Hyksos. They spread into Europe where they are reviled by everyone that meets them as "those serpent people" and "the children of the devil himself." They change religions at least twice and what is really odd is they turn to worship of bulls (the kind of cult you would expect from Neanderthals) followed by a return to serpent worship as in the former days (the only true religion the melonheads ever had.)

In the last thirty centuries, you can scarcely find a Melonhead that has not died from violence. They appear to have died at the hands of locals throughout Europe. All the red-haired melonheads in South America were buried standing up and were probably alive when it happened, a horrible fate that you wonder what motivated those who did it. Even stranger when you see how much head-binding was practiced by the locals to emulate them. What triggered this massive pogrom in South America and an uprising that displaced them so rapidly?

If you read the article above it discusses the teeth of both children and describes them as being nearly adult sized and extremely healthy. These children were thin, tall and likely strong for their ages as well despite their lithe appearances. Perfect kids of the ruling class.

I know what you're thinking. Where did all these rulers of Grimaldi go? If melonheads once ruled this region what happened to them?

Who said they went anywhere? They never budged. Oh, sure the official story says they go back to 1297. Do you really think they were fishermen or tailors before then?

Help me to identify this guy. It's a real brain teaser and I am stumped. Melonhead, Neanderthal or Sapiens? It's a puzzler and I can't decide.