2012 : Sun Beginning To Show Strange Changes

After an incredibly long time dormant, so quiescent that NASA lost the ability to predict any activity reliably from it, the sun appears to be starting up again. I would guess that an abnormally long time without spots is followed by a fairly brisk traffic in flares and eruptions for solar max in 2012.

Russia & China Warn U.S. That Itz Coming, Soon

Powderkeg. If Kwanstainia tries to throw it's candy-ass has-been weight around in this region it is going to realize that it is fifty pounds of crap stuffed into a five pound bag. They are like an old boxer pulling an intravenous drip bag and a dialysis machine around picking fights with nurses and orderlies. They don't even know what they don't know.

I've been working on an IPhone game called ATOMIC WAR and I was originally planning to design the game mechanics so that whenever you picked the United States, you would always lose in the first round no matter how much money you spent.

Obama's Regime Will Tax Christmas Trees

This is really ironic. Just the other day I was telling someone we needed to find a good strong tree for Obama. (cymbal hit)

Julia Gillard - An Outside Contractor

The Labor party just barely held onto power in the last election on a promise by Gillard of no carbon tax. Of course if you trust a liar as your leader you can't cry when it turns out she was lying to you all along.

Eventually, people tend to get the kind of government they deserve, but in this instance they almost certainly had it arbitrarily imposed on them from the outside, offshore, through clever subterfuge beginning with the deposing of Rudd. At some point any pretense of democracy under these conditions becomes a sham. We live under the iron jackboots of marxists masquerading as environmentalists, according to the original plans of Antonio Gramsci.

Why 2012 Is Going To Be A Barrel of Monkeys

PACK IT. ITZ COMING.

There's going to be plenty of laughs.

Rehabilitation Of Abramoff Began Today

This guy is a really fascinating character for a variety of reasons, I like to discuss him because it is all very relevant to understanding how cleverly the Western nations have been subjugated.

The amazing thing about Amerikwans is that you can commit the most horrific and naked treason in the country, get caught red-handed and exposed to the extent that the death penalty is almost a given ... and within a few short years later you can be making the talk show circuit, profiting from your book deal and back in the mainstream with the movers and shakers in Washington, D.C. presiding over the destruction of American society.

First of all, his appearance is key to understanding the Abramoff machine.

He is classic Amud in features. It is difficult to place him as Jewish. This enabled him to swim freely in almost any circle with complete anonymity. Because he has the classic features of the Amud Neanderthal, his gentile dupes would've felt innately superior to him and relaxed in his company. You notice the standard dip in the eyebrows, the pained look of surrender, the impression he is being hounded by somebody, of being born into bondage and natural submission. In person he is quite congenial and tends to be somewhat boyish in demeanour, which caused his gentile marks to regard him as clearly a member of "that race," (which race? They can never say, they know subconsciously) and they did not react with the kind of suspiciousness they would apply to say, Alan Dershowitz sitting in front of him. For this reason, Abramoff was the perfect front man. He got away with it every time.

If there is one thing both Jews and Gentiles could reach an agreement on, it would be that "those people" are always to be regarded as beneath our contempt. They don't know why they feel this way. They just do. A clever son of Esau could use this to his advantage. That said, selection of Abramoff as a Faustian front man for Israeli political interests is just another example of the incredible genius that drives their self-interest. It was brilliant and deeply insightful into gentile weaknesses, most of which are found between their ears. Picking a human cloaking device to run all their subversive undercurrents tells you they possess a profound capacity to analyze weaknesses in a structure and capitalize on them.

Beneath his gosh-gee demeanour lurked a powerful superhuman physique with bone density and physical capabilities so far beyond those of any ordinary human being he constituted a different species in his own right. People said during his prime he could bend steel in his bare hands and lift cars like they were styrofoam props, all the while giving the impression of being non-threatening, adolescent and even fragile.

He could run circles mentally around his marks, cajoling them easily into one scam after another and giving them the impression the whole thing had been their idea. He passed like a shadow through the corridors of power and was often forgotten as soon as he was out of sight.

For this reason, it is strongly desired by many insiders that the greatest asset they ever had should not be decommissioned. I have no doubt that in a short while this man will be back to what he does best and the average Amerikwan will have forgotten nearly everything he was accused of even sooner.

When you understand these things in their entirety, you will see why the Kwa is doomed. Absolutely doomed.

Is it Satire?

Tragically, it is not really standard Onion fare at all. It's too close to the truth.

So is this.

"Ultimate" Flu Shot In The Works

Oh, it's going to cure the flu alright. That's not all it is going to cure. It is going to cure you of all your earthly concerns and worries. It is ingenious - it works by bringing the body to room temperature and keeping it there, for good. It's quite clever in that it solves all the problems of overpopulation, overcrowding and unemployment. It solves crime, teenage pregnancy and overdue library books. Forever. No saving throw.

IT's "THE CURE," John P. Holdren style.

You probably think that sane people are running the Western nations right now. That's a fatal error that is going to cost you your life if you get this vaccine when it is ready. They're going to make you an offer you can't refuse and you are finally going to have to make up your mind about who is telling you the truth and who is trying to kill you. If you take the easy way out, you'll hold still for the auto-injector and then smirk at all those nuts out there who question authority figures. It will be you who flatlines afterwards, not those "nuts."

Listen to George Carlin. He got it right.

Cain Confesses He Is A Koch Brothers Anal Puppet

Like half the other candidates. You can choose any of the following candidates, but you must choose one. That's why it's a demockrassy. We have freedoms yes many! All with the same policies and positions.

This is why mysteriously, no matter how many people vote for him, Ron Paul will never be permitted within a stone's throw of the White House. He is not approved by the demockrassy. Electing Ron Paul to office would set the Illuminati back fifty years in their push for a one-world government, after spending uncountable trillions to achieve that goal. Or they could pick from their stable of groomed "lone gunmen" and spend 70 cents on a bullet to put in his hand. Which do you think will happen to Ron Paul? I believe supporting Ron Paul is akin to signing his death warrant and I don't want to see this wonderful man die in the street like President Kennedy on behalf of a nation that is no longer worth saving. This is why I donated money to Ron Paul in the last election cycle but refuse to do it again. I want him to drop out of a race he will never be permitted to win.

This barbaric, doomed nation of the damned is not worth one fingernail of Ron Paul's hand and does not need any more good men to struggle to preserve it, when it has lost the right to exist. Nature must be allowed to take it's course for the Kwanstain.