Joe, using his superior intelligence, concocted a brilliant scheme to escape from prison.
"Yeah, I think there's been some kind of mistake. I'm actually supposed to be getting 'out' of prison today. I already had my face sat on and everything."
"You're in the wrong line, dumbass! Hey, let this dumbass out, he's in the wrong line!"
Everybody, the stock market is bouncing back! Honest! Put all your money back in!
Kwanzanians attempt both thought and speech, forced to resign over mixed results
VAULT DWELLERS SERVED
Friday, May 8, 2009
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Laugh Out Loud At Globowarmthinkery
I will let the article speak for itself. Just note that reality says one thing, the scienmajistical types try to tell us something else. We're supposed to believe it is reality that is lying to us and they are telling the truth. Nothing could possibly be more implausible than what they are saying and yet the manic hilarity in their final comments is truly testing the bounds of irony.
The best part is now when they are beginning to concede that "the Sun may indeed play an important part in all this." These people are simply inferior, botched and bungled genetic misfires who are trying to eke out a living on the 21st century equivalent of shamanism. That's not the first time the ugliest or most misshapen creatures based their livelihood on an invisible world but this might be the first time so many of them have attempted to attach themselves as free rider leeches on the same scheme. All of these people could never hold down day jobs doing actual work. Never. They're failed biological organisms on so many levels it would take several volumes to list all of their critical shortcomings. This is what happens when quantity outbreeds quality. As Nietszche described it, all healthy value systems are turned upside down by these undermen.
“Let God be true, though every man were a liar” (Romans 3:4)
The best part is now when they are beginning to concede that "the Sun may indeed play an important part in all this." These people are simply inferior, botched and bungled genetic misfires who are trying to eke out a living on the 21st century equivalent of shamanism. That's not the first time the ugliest or most misshapen creatures based their livelihood on an invisible world but this might be the first time so many of them have attempted to attach themselves as free rider leeches on the same scheme. All of these people could never hold down day jobs doing actual work. Never. They're failed biological organisms on so many levels it would take several volumes to list all of their critical shortcomings. This is what happens when quantity outbreeds quality. As Nietszche described it, all healthy value systems are turned upside down by these undermen.
“Let God be true, though every man were a liar” (Romans 3:4)
'Kwa Begins To Disintegrate
Montana is getting ready to tell the government to go to hell. That's what men who aren't effeminized girls with testicles do when their freedoms are under fire. Obama can't fight this without losing either way and leaving the United States even more fragmented than it already is.
Ignored by the media, secession movements are growing all over America
The media thinks if it ignores reality, reality will just go away. The reality is that it is the media who is going away.
Kwans are even further out of the loop on what is happening inside their own country than were Russians in the Soviet Union right before it collapsed
Take a long good look. It may be the last time you see the U.S.A. intact. The 'Kwa is doomed.
Ignored by the media, secession movements are growing all over America
The media thinks if it ignores reality, reality will just go away. The reality is that it is the media who is going away.
Kwans are even further out of the loop on what is happening inside their own country than were Russians in the Soviet Union right before it collapsed
Take a long good look. It may be the last time you see the U.S.A. intact. The 'Kwa is doomed.
Monday, May 4, 2009
Egghead Screams In Mortal Terror About 2012
These guys are starting to understand.
They're always so busy pretending to know what the hell they are talking about they scarcely ever have any time left for actual thinking. They are thinking now and they are thunking in their pants. The Mayans were no damn astronomers. They were flesh eating jungle savages. Their red haired, blue eyed "god" on his reed boat from across the sea taught them that date 2012 and told them it was significant. The Mayans weren't smart enough to make chicken sandwiches out of ground birds.
This was never a warning from the Mayans. This was a warning from our ancient ancestors. They knew this was going to happen.
Something really big is getting ready to take place. I knew it ten years ago. Something awfully big.
People know it too. They may not be bright enough to articulate it but the best ones know. It's like when animals head for the mountains a couple hours before there is an earthquake.
I'm gonna be Cassandra until the bitter end. No matter what sort of plain language I use or how clearly I put it, most people won't have any idea of what the hell I was talking about for the past ten years no matter what happens. See - I know more about human psychology than they know about themselves. I know what they think and how their mind works. I understand them but they'll never really understand me. I just have to hope that I was a little help to somebody out there in terms of awakening them and getting them to prepare a little earlier than the final hours.
It is the watchman’s duty to alert the city of an enemy’s approach. The watchman must remain on guard to sound the cry of alarm, awakening the city to action. It is not the watchman’s duty to fight the battle. It is not his job to fend off the enemy. He is responsible to sound the alarm. He cannot control the people’s response, but it is his duty to sound the alarm. The people must answer for their own lives.
They're always so busy pretending to know what the hell they are talking about they scarcely ever have any time left for actual thinking. They are thinking now and they are thunking in their pants. The Mayans were no damn astronomers. They were flesh eating jungle savages. Their red haired, blue eyed "god" on his reed boat from across the sea taught them that date 2012 and told them it was significant. The Mayans weren't smart enough to make chicken sandwiches out of ground birds.
This was never a warning from the Mayans. This was a warning from our ancient ancestors. They knew this was going to happen.
Something really big is getting ready to take place. I knew it ten years ago. Something awfully big.
People know it too. They may not be bright enough to articulate it but the best ones know. It's like when animals head for the mountains a couple hours before there is an earthquake.
I'm gonna be Cassandra until the bitter end. No matter what sort of plain language I use or how clearly I put it, most people won't have any idea of what the hell I was talking about for the past ten years no matter what happens. See - I know more about human psychology than they know about themselves. I know what they think and how their mind works. I understand them but they'll never really understand me. I just have to hope that I was a little help to somebody out there in terms of awakening them and getting them to prepare a little earlier than the final hours.
It is the watchman’s duty to alert the city of an enemy’s approach. The watchman must remain on guard to sound the cry of alarm, awakening the city to action. It is not the watchman’s duty to fight the battle. It is not his job to fend off the enemy. He is responsible to sound the alarm. He cannot control the people’s response, but it is his duty to sound the alarm. The people must answer for their own lives.
Sunday, May 3, 2009
The Wealthy Are Voting With Their Feet ... By Going Underground
Clive James writes a tongue-in-cheek article about a very recent phenomenon, trying to turn a terrifying harbinger of the future into a lighthearted look at the secret lives of the rich.
The fact is ... they're digging. Almost all of them. Case closed. The ranks of Vault-Dwellers are surging by the day.
Clive, welcome to Vault-Co country. Enjoy the smooth, natural minty-fresh flavor of cobalt-laced fallout at 12,000 rads an hour. It's atomolicious!
Peasants and weaklings, be they rich or poor, do not think of their posterity. They do not contemplate the future. For this reason they are assured they will have none. The man who contemplates the future and takes steps to prepare for it is rich in spirit and in understanding ... it doesn't matter if he lives in a banana crate. Slaves and women take no thought of the future, like children they expect that is someone else's obligation. In order to stop being a slave, stop thinking about some stranger saving you from yourself and start thinking about what you are going to do to make sure no stranger holds your fate in his hands.
The fact is ... they're digging. Almost all of them. Case closed. The ranks of Vault-Dwellers are surging by the day.
Anyone, that is, who shares my belief that civilization might be coming to an end.
The chief evidence for this is that people with enough money are starting to dig. It is always an interesting psychological turning point when people with power develop a bunker mentality.
Clive, welcome to Vault-Co country. Enjoy the smooth, natural minty-fresh flavor of cobalt-laced fallout at 12,000 rads an hour. It's atomolicious!
Peasants and weaklings, be they rich or poor, do not think of their posterity. They do not contemplate the future. For this reason they are assured they will have none. The man who contemplates the future and takes steps to prepare for it is rich in spirit and in understanding ... it doesn't matter if he lives in a banana crate. Slaves and women take no thought of the future, like children they expect that is someone else's obligation. In order to stop being a slave, stop thinking about some stranger saving you from yourself and start thinking about what you are going to do to make sure no stranger holds your fate in his hands.
1918 Spanish Influenza : What To Expect in 2009
"Margaret Chan, the agency’s director-general, told the Financial Times that the end of the flu season in the northern hemisphere meant an initial outbreak could be milder but then a second wave more lethal, as happened in 1918."
Vault-Co says this virus was engineered to produce the very same pattern that was observed in 1918, likely by using recombinant DNA derived from the 1918 virus itself.
It's a brilliant plan. Just when civil unrest will grow to unmanageable levels from the economic fallout of the summer, they can keep everybody inside their houses and terrified of one another with only the benevolent government to manage the "crisis." Part of me always has a certain begrudging admiration of these guys.
“We hope the virus fizzles out, because if it doesn’t we are heading for a big outbreak.” But she said: “I’m not predicting the pandemic will blow up, but if I miss it and we don’t prepare, I fail. I’d rather over-prepare than not prepare.”
Itz coming. Pack your rice and fill your water reservoir.
P.S. The most effective disinfectant and storage stabilizer for water is 5% food grade hydrogen peroxide, one drop to one gallon. Even with peroxide you'll still have to keep your water out of the sun or covered with blackout tarp to prevent growth of algae in the water.
Saturday, May 2, 2009
gLOboWArmthinKERy : The "god" That fAileD
Only modern people are stupid enough to have fallen for these lies. Any other previous generation would have never allowed them to escape the nutty leftist fringe where they came from.
The entire fiasco is strong evidence our civilization has dry-rotted from the inside out and is utterly corrupt
It's all about distracting the masses, who are little more than cattle with the power to shop. The reason the government gets away with this crap is that they can. The average human being nowadays is not much better than a barnyard animal with a pocketbook. You can tell these critters any damn thing and they'll buy it if you set it to music and throw in some computer graphics to illustrate your improbable baloney.
Globowarmthinkists begin to notice people are avoiding them at parties
The entire fiasco is strong evidence our civilization has dry-rotted from the inside out and is utterly corrupt
It's all about distracting the masses, who are little more than cattle with the power to shop. The reason the government gets away with this crap is that they can. The average human being nowadays is not much better than a barnyard animal with a pocketbook. You can tell these critters any damn thing and they'll buy it if you set it to music and throw in some computer graphics to illustrate your improbable baloney.
Globowarmthinkists begin to notice people are avoiding them at parties
Panic Merchants ... Preparing Public For What?
Somebody is trying to give a heads-up to the elite that it's coming
This is way too much excited gibberish here for a handful of deaths in Mexico. Ordinary influenza kills more people in any given week. Is this bug designed to combine soon with another?
Something is super-fishy about all of this. Keep your powder dry.
This is way too much excited gibberish here for a handful of deaths in Mexico. Ordinary influenza kills more people in any given week. Is this bug designed to combine soon with another?
Something is super-fishy about all of this. Keep your powder dry.
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