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Thursday, January 16, 2014

ManBearPig Still Creating Terror In Kwanstainia

Despite some nervous nellies claiming there is no such thing.

Increasingly, there are more and more people aware of the obvious - the Sun appears to have gone dormant since the late 90's. The people conducting the surveys twist responses like this to claim a majority believe "some kind of climate change is happening." They twist the responses because they are liars who are propagating gibberish and trying to shore up weak foundations.

A new grand minimum Ice Age doesn't care if humans are aware it has arrived. It doesn't matter because they will simply freeze to death or starve when the time comes and their entire genetic strategy will be revealed as grotesquely inferior in a Darwinian sense. A "consensus" won't help them in the least. So Kwanzanians can have all the conferences and discussion groups they want but it will not stay their fate by a single day. People with these kinds of mental deficiencies are summarily terminated by Mother Nature. They can go by the thousands or individually, either way they are going. On a planet that is normally quite cold such organisms are regarded as extraneous and simply a transient phenomenon of the Holocene. This planet belongs to the hardy, adaptive, resilient, robust Neanderthal ... always did, always will. All other are just tourists passing through. The ant carries the eons on its sturdy back but the grasshopper only lives for one short sweet summer.

Cheating Proficiency Tests In Nuclear Silos

From the crooked timber of man, no straight thing was ever made

 These are probably the same guys who were entering "0000000" for the missile launch codes for the past fifty years. Big difference from the world portrayed in the movies, isn't it? You can see what the cultural wars have wrought in the United States. Everybody has a complicated excuse for why they can't be bothered to learn how to do their job correctly.

Self-Styled "Apex Predator" Behind Bars

A hell of a place to be when TSHTF, to say the least.

One survival skill is having impulse control and not going on reality television as a convicted felon threatening to rob and kill your neighbors while showing off all your illegal guns. A candidate for the Darwin Awards.

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Neanderthals Had Different Cultures With Different Brands Of Axe Handles

As described here.

Nowhere mentioned in this article is the ubiquitous "Neanderthal Tar" consisting of foaming bitumen and pine oil compounds that dried to a granite like polished finish that was originally molded around each and every one of these weapons to balance them for throwing and give them ergonomic handles specifically fitted to the user. No such tar has ever been discovered on Cro-Magnon weapons, which were so simple (wooden spears with heads cooked in a flame) that they could have been made by a child.

All they are showing you is a chipped stone here and it is easy to get the impression that a Neanderthal was using a flint as an axe when in fact this head was first mounted in the notched haft of a thick stick, wrapped with hemp rope to secure it and then dipped and custom molded by the user. The finished weapon would have looked like something out of a science fiction movie with just the sharp business end of the axe exposed. That is how misleading these articles are. The axe could have been thrown with deadly accuracy but it still would not have been sufficient against an army of opponents with simple spears as described above attacking from a distance.

A couple hundred thousand years later, all that reliably remains is the stone blade of the axe shown here.

The clear implication of all this is a division of labor and specialization. There would have been an expert in bubbling and mixing up this complex pitch for coating weapons with. Probably another guy chipping the flints. Men would have lined up to do the assembly. Hearing people argue whether or not the Neanderthals could speak is a major embarrassment for the idiot who would even ask a question like that. The question is not whether Neanderthals could speak. The real question to ask is this : how much proof is there that Cro-Magnons could speak articulately before they genocided the Neanderthal? I would say little to none. There is no evidence of anything in Cro-Magnon camps that testifies to anything other than primitive grunts and whistles. I am sure there would have been Neanderthals who could speak with the genteel aristocratic air of Gore Vidal going back 800,000 years or more. Or more.

Moonbat Starts Barking At Lunar Eclipse

If Richard Nixon had become too unstable to continue in his offices, then Barry Soetoro needs to tender his resignation at the earliest convenience. He's a full blown lunatic.

All leftists are inherently unstable people always ten minutes away from complete nervous collapse. They are born hanging in there by a thread mentally.

Moonbats are always barking at imaginary social ills which can be solved by surrendering personal freedoms. The whole world is a stage to these people and the psychodrama is all inside of their heads.

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Medical Science, A Mysterious Nonstarter Since the 50's

Here they are asking for money for the next big round of research that is going to cure cancer and other bad stuff because the solution is always give me more money.

You whippersnappers probably don't know it but they run this scam every generation. When I was born in 1963 the entire field was on the verge of a huge series of breakthroughs within a year or so, all they needed was a trillion dollars or thereabouts. They usually get it. Researchers got themselves great big mansions with swimming pools and big pimp Cadillacs with all the trimmings and nothing much of significance occurred for the next half century. People continued to drop dead like flies of these diseases and doctors tried to look circumspect and thoughtful as they dragged the sheets over their faces.

Back in the 1950's, they shot you with radiation to "cure" cancer because radiation was a powerful magic as anybody who saw drive-in movies could tell you. A half century later, cancer death rates have climbed enormously. Your odds of surviving any kind of cancer in fact improve substantially the further you live away from modern medicine.

We've had 25+ years of genomic research funding. Total results? Oy vey, nothing so much yet! But a windfall, I tell you, we are on the verge even now! A windfall, itz! Right around the corner, you betcha.

A trillion here, a trillion there, pretty soon you're talking some serious money.

Another Person Discovers Stephen Gould Was A Charlatan

Quack. Fake. Fraud. Cagliostro. Poseur. Sophist. Pedant. Blowhard.

I feel for this guy because he then proceeds to rattle off another list of absolute phoneys as authorities to be preferred over the polemicist Gould ... Dawkins, Diamond, Pinker. Good luck, buddy. If you live long enough you may figure out the truth about those guys as well.

The fact is, the stakes are too high politically in anthropology to allow people to go about spouting the truth. For this reason, since the late 70's other men with different loyalties are recruited who can be trusted to support the official party line which dynamically shifts around according to the needs of those in power. This is where we got garbage like "Out of Africa" and the "Neolithic Revolution." Neither one of those things has any evidence to support it.

Funny how this entire time, the multi regional hypothesis has ruined careers and driven people to the fringe of the profession when that was what the evidence indicated all along ... but no, we don't want to hurt certain people's feelings by telling them we have no common ancestor with them and their own people never appeared to advance beyond mud huts and tapeworms for a million years. They might feel bad about themselves and we might feel like we were different from them. We can't have that. So the lie has triumphed with decades of gibberish and fabrication at the expense of all the decent scientists who might have otherwise been interested in the field.

Pyramids Built From 90% "Rubble?!?"

I like this idea because it makes it obvious the pyramids were built by humans for certain. Humans who were as advanced as the current era or better but not by much.

It also makes a lot of sense. If both the Sphinx and the Pyramids were enhanced by the Egyptian Pharoahs and had already been there for tens of thousands of years then it points to very ancient cultures. This pushes back the start of cities and agriculture considerably.

I have a theory that humans cannot get much more advanced than we are now without tumbling backwards to less complexity because of the hardwiring inside of their heads. We can't maintain the complexity we have now. I think similar problems were encountered before by societies with admixture of Cro-Magnons. It doesn't matter if you have a small core of brilliant elite melonhead rulers when the slaves become unmanageable and cannot be regimented sufficiently to protect the existing complexity of the civilization. I believe this may be an eternal problem for the ruling classes - getting their hands on slaves smart enough to run the machinery of the society and keeping the society healthy enough to turn out competent replacements. It is a very delicate balancing act and it only takes a few errant cultural trends to start churning out useless crotch-grabbers who cannot possibly be tasked to maintain the infrastructure.

In so many places you can tell when the apogee has been reached because as soon as the civilization goes into decline you start to suffer from people stripping away the underpinnings to sell for salvage. This was the case with the outer mantle of the pyramid and it is the exact same phenomenon with somebody tearing up rails in California to sell as scrap metal. Those rail lines were placed at great expense originally but it only takes one misbehaving opportunist to rip up miles of track laid by hard working men.

Friday, January 10, 2014

Kwanstainia Realizes It Is Too Late To Avoid Ending Up A Radioactive Crater

Much like the late Roman Empire when they realized the end was upon them - running around frantically making plans too expensive to implement in an era when it costs a million dollars to fill a pothole.

China a fresh, vibrant young country bound to put these people out of their misery at some stage like a sick horse being put to sleep by a veterinarian.

Kwanstainia knows the end is near and is taking steps to see to it that everybody is mercifully narcotized when the end comes. When the flash and the blast wave hits them they will be too high to even know what has happened.

More and more military strategists are arguing that the only hope that the 'Stain has to possibly counter a billion and a half people in China is to gain a decisive edge in robotics for the next war. That means giving them greater autonomy every single iteration.Isn't it amazing that Isaac Asimov foresaw in advance the three most important laws that sane people would have to impose on robotic intelligence if they didn't want to be extinct at the hands of same?