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Thursday, August 13, 2015

Devolution : Mankind had more complex DNA previously!!

They were bigger, better, stronger, faster, smarter, more virtuous. Then "Lord Enki" made the Lulu.

Homo Sapiens is the midget bonsai of hominids. He's got every good thing stripped away for a bare bones bongo party machine.

Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Back Off Bro, I'm a Scienmagist


To prove it, look at these fifty year old studies that were never peer reviewed or published for scrutiny until 48 years later which prove almost nothing about anything.

You people's problem is you don't understand the scienmagistical method. Edjamafacate yorseff because edjamafacashun is the key. I hate ignorant people who don't realize the power of scientmajism.

Delirious Dionysian Dens Declaring Doctrines of Devils

Been in a church lately? Madness. What on earth do these people think they are doing?

Most rock concerts are not that loud and frantic.

What is being sold is intoxication and escapism through euphoric emotional excitement. The Romans finally had women run naked through the forests so that the celebrants could capture them and couple. It was big money back then, too.

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Medicine : If it Works, It Is Illegal

I heard about this incredible natural treatment a couple years back and didn't know whether or not to believe the hype. I wonder now.

Goleic - This Stuff Works Too Well To Permit It To Be Sold Anywhere

GCMaf Time Lapse Photography

If the paranoid delusional fantasies we promote here at Vault-Co bear any resemblance to the real world then this stuff will soon be banned and made illegal all over the planet. The point of medicine nowadays is to reduce population, not keep them alive.

Monsanto Needs Body Armor and a Helmet

... because they are supervillains on par with Doctor Doom.

Monsanto is cackle-out-loud-as-their-plans-come-to-fruition evil. They are taunting-hero-with-monologue-while-death-machine-warms-up evil. They are the stuff of comic books.

You don't understand Monsanto until you understand that corporate policy strictly forbids any Monsanto food or Monsanto-harvested ingredients to be served in their corporate cafeteria. No, I'm not making that up. Their own executives refuse to be served anything that came from their agricultural products.

I just want to leave you with one important thought.

There seems to be a connection between Monsanto and the Norway Doomsday Seed Vault. An actual funding connection. Think about that.

The Trumpening

It's been so long that anyone masculine has been in D.C. that the left can only stare shell-shocked like somebody took a dump in their finger bowl.

The District of Columbia has gone so fembot that Lindsay Graham is called a hawk.

This is why this chaff will be blown away in the face of the Trumpening.

Koanic Soul Viciously Beats On Innocent Girl

I pitied this girl because she is so far in past her intellectual depth she might as well be trying to argue with the monolith in 2001:A Space Odyssey.

I was tempted to come in to white knight and tell the poor woman she wasn't as stupid as Koanic had made it plain she was. All I can say is this : Ladies, if you crawl into a bull fighting ring and get gored don't blame males for allowing this sport in public.

Koanic is way, way out there. He probably thinks more deeply on some of these subjects in ten minutes than most people will do over the course of their entire lives. If you're Paul Reubens don't pinch Mike Tyson's nose. You will get a severe beatdown. I wanted to write this girl and give her a link to Disneyworld.com and tell her to surf there and never return but she insisted on jumping right in and vomiting up her received ideas like she was proud of mindlessly memorizing them all.

Koanic is right. As a person who used to believe in the gospel of Paul Ehrlich, I can assure you that the "overpopulation crisis" is absolute rubbish. The planet could easily support 100 billion people without breaking a sweat ... if they were the right people with the right governments. The only governments that would ever be responsive enough and flexible enough would be the ones with the greatest individual freedom and the least government intrusion. A 100 Billion socialists would all be dead in fifteen minutes. Such governments simply cannot think fast enough on their feet to solve any problems that come up.

Monday, August 10, 2015

Jim Goad States The Obvious

When the obvious becomes radical fringe science it is safe to say your civilization isn't exactly roaring ahead in scientific advancement.

Jim Goad covers the basics here. It seems like rehashing ancient ground to me but I am sure some people will be hearing this stuff for the first time. I link to this article for their benefit.

P.S. Jim like all his generation gets it wrong when he assumes Cro-Magnons came out of Africa. They did no such thing. There are 14 haplogroups that signify African ancestry, the Cro-Magnon has none of them. Again, for those of you in back who may be hard of hearing, the Cro-Magnon according to DNA sequencing has none of the haplogroup markers for African ancestry. Zero. Zip. Nada. Nil. The Cro-Magnon appeared at the Southern tip of Europe as if he had been dropped from a helicopter in a crate that burst open when it hit the ground like the Nemesis Terminator from Resident Evil. Where the Cro-Magnon was before that, nobody knows because the evidence says he came out of nowhere. All we know is that he looks exactly like a Neanderthal that was stripped down and genetically reengineered to turn him into an unstoppable Neanderthal killing machine.

Post-Game Analysis

If only they had just run straight up the middle with the ball.

I had a good laugh at how they are warning this could be a "serious threat" to the next generation's cognitive abilities. The seven point variation in IQ discussed in the article has already happened and was nothing short of apocalyptic. These guys are sitting up in the bleachers in an empty stadium with wild dogs and tumbleweeds blowing across the field expressing their regrets. It's a half century later. Too late for regrets, this is all epilogue now.

The John Birch society got it right before it got subverted from the inside and neutralized. The original John Birchers were dead right about everything.

This man is without question the greatest American patriot in the history of the United States. I salute you Colonel Ripper. The fact you were a parody is testament to the threat you posed to the existing order of things. Close the base and give the failsafe order, Colonel. Anyone attempting to enter the front gate is to be shot on sight. Now we got those commies by the balls, Mandrake. I can longer stand by and watch in horror at the communist infiltration of our precious bodily fluids. A good nuclear war will clean all of this right up.

That man right there is the patron saint of Vault-Co. A small photo of his face should be mounted on the door of every Vault to serve to ward off evil commie spirits. God as my witness I'm going to mount a huge 1 meter wide photo print of this guy in my new command center when it is ready with the caption below it : "IN MEMORY OF OUR FALLEN HEROES."