Pardon, Is This A Vault-Co Apocalyptiverse Crack Fantasy?

Putin cozies up to Indonesia.

Now they will be able to get the naval support they need to land on the northern end and march south in Australia.

Vault-Co predicted this previously, except China was the superpower who would put them under their wing. Since nowadays the alliance between Russia and China is growing so strong it is hard to differentiate them, we can assume a Russia-friendly Indonesia is a China-friendly Indonesia. That's a roundabout way of saying Australia will get it's ass waxed in WW3.

Great time to try to disarm the native population, chunderheads.

Throw Another Dead Scientist On The Barbie

They've killed most of the experts in germ warfare, now somebody is working on the Star Wars defensive programs. Must be someone who wants a monopoly on all these fields. That's free market competition in it's most direct form.

Congressman Whacked By Fraud Financiers

I heard this guy was investigating the huge amounts of put options in the stock market betting the entire U.S. economy is going to tank before September 21st. He used his offices to request information to find out who was doing this legalized gambling and then suddenly turned up dead.

See post below to understand why.

Itz coming.

The Biggest Advantage of Chinese People Is That They Are Still Sane

Chinese scientists spell out simple case for massive global cooling during the next twenty years.

If Chinese people watched as much television of the same flavor that Amerikwans do, they'd be clinically nuts as well. Fortunately for them they are still permitted to have a mass culture that is more closely aligned with reality as opposed to the schizophrenic nightmare that Western people are welded shut inside of.

NASA hid data that made liars out of them

Their argument was "It's no big deal and besides it contradicted our scienmajific theories, which are mostly made up over lunch by people with nothing better to do."

September Rollout For Mother Of All Bongo Parties?

It's kooky and creepy time again at World Neocon headquarters, folks. They just can't wait to start off the initial set of fireworks that will inevitably lead to the third World War. Some lesser men might allow themselves to be persuaded by a minor wisp of reason, the neocons as always intend to charge headfirst, eyes down, right into the maelstrom.

Pack your rice. It most assuredly is coming.

My fondest hope is that there will be no missiles actually crossing the poles until late 2008 in the aftermath at the earliest. I still have a lot to do at Vault-Co and every week it seems like there is more work making itself obvious.

Ron Paul Owns Media Bitches With Pimp Daddy Mastery Supreme

Ron Paul is as good as dead. Somebody needs to pick out a tombstone for this poor bastard.

He's too bright. Too noble. He's too virtuous. Too good for this sick sad little nation of sodomites. Lot could not find ten good men in this city to justify God withholding his wrath.

Those media people - don't they just make you feel queasy to look at them? What miserable, wretched gender bending tranny queen assklowns. Ron Paul gave all of these pathetic losers a sound thrashing, even with plants hired out in the audience to boo him.

People take notice. They're talking about Ron Paul. You can bet your last dollar (it isn't worth much anyway) that Mossad is doing analysis right now on his medical records to see if people would buy a story about a spontaneous heart attack or sudden liver failure. Both conditions can be faked with one simple ingredient added to the man's coffee at any campaign stop.

Ron Paul is better than what the Amerikwans deserve. They deserve to burn, not for some knight to ride in on a charger and save them from themselves. Ron Paul is stepping on big toes now and if they didn't think twice to whack John F. Kennedy they won't hesitate a millisecond on snuffing out poor old Ron. Truly this man is one of the children of God, you can hear it in his voice and see it in his face ... as surely as you can see the flames of hell around Chris Wallace, a man who was damned irrevocably from the day he was born.

I watch the headlines everyday on Drudge expecting to see the banner announcing the mysterious death of Ron Paul come up every single time when the page is loading. It's only a matter of time for the good doctor. Everybody knows this secretly even if they won't admit to it out loud.

Dry Runs For Russian Bombers

The crazier it all gets, the less you hear about it in the media and what you do hear is a bland set of platitudes and beautiful sentiments, the kind you expect from people other than leaders.

Amerikwa has to pretend it's no big deal because it has few options open to it otherwise. It's already got a military stretched so thin it's almost nonexistent. No civil defense program, the War Room being run out of a former dance hall at Patterson Air Force Base, the dollar tumbling towards birdcage liner parity by the hour. Like a man who has gambled away his life savings and paychecks for three months in a row but continues to claim "everything will be okay," you have to wonder if the Yanks are not starting to retreat into a fetal shell with their thumbs in their mouths in some dark corner.

Hebrew (Real) Jews Forbidden To Study Torah, Khazar Imposters Only

I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan. Fear none of those things which thou shalt suffer . . . be thou faithful unto death, and I will give thee a crown of life. . . . Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.

- Revelation 2:9-10, 3:9

Poodle Disguise For Dobermans

Hilarious. If this doesn't make you laugh yourself paralytic, I give up.

This could actually be a very clever idea if the government starts to restrict security breeds.