Guess What This Is For

Itz coming. The Kwanzanians and their puppet masters know it, too.

This gives them a little more leverage to fill up the FEMA camps without having to worry about bloggers exposing the railcars and neighborhood sweeps when they are happening.

It must be pretty bad and pretty soon for them to pass this on such short notice.

Black Storm of Annihilation Approaches Gulf

The hurricane will pick it up and dump it right into the heartland of the Gulf States

A toxic armageddon that will kill everything in it's path slowly

Nightmare scenarios rain death poisons from the sky saturating the Gulf towns and making them absolutely uninhabitable

The Dead Pool Will Encompass the Entire U.S. Economy

Globowarmthinkist Is Thrown Onto Refuse Tip

You can't sack me! I'M AN ACADEMIC, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I SPEAK MANDARIN FOR GOD'S SAKE!

You haven't seen the last of Kevin Rudd! When the carbon compounds or whatever they are begin to fall or heat up what have you and what not, you'll come begging back to me to force you to switch to fluorescent bulbs and introduce a shoddy home insulation scheme! It's only a matter of time! I'LL BE BACK, BABY! I'LL BE BACK!

This is Like That Thing Tex Was Talking About

A little more is leaked out into the media, drips and drabs to keep the sheeple busy chasing their own tails around in a circle.

Notice the offhanded comment about the magnetosphere and how it is the only thing standing between us and solar output.

Do you really believe this is the first they have thought of these possibilities? That would mean that Robert Felix and Tex Arcane are two of the smartest men on the planet. Of course, that's not the case.

They've known for over fifty years. Their certainty was locked in at the end of the 1990's. That's when the governments started spending money like there was no tomorrow and using every excuse they could think of to spend more. Do you ever wonder what happened to the "stimulus?" It's just a black hole a lot of money vanished into with no accountability. It was an excuse to get indoor heated swimming pools for a lot of underground government vaults. There never was any stimulus. It was just another flashbang grenade to cover tracks while money went south and attention went north.

What about the "War on Terror?" Another cover for black-ops budgets that nobody anywhere ever got a receipt for?

This money went into vault building for the elites. Do I need to state it any plainer, rube?

Deepwater Is Becoming Lovecraftian Horror

Seriously, I wish Howard was here to see his most feverish nightmares coming true. It's like the well has released Cthulu himself from beneath the ocean floor. Every single thing that could have gone wrong here has gone wrong. This thing is rapidly becoming yet-another-extinction-event trigger ... as if there weren't enough of those floating around already, most of which we have elaborated on in the past decade on Vault-Co.

See why we have always called it The Apocalypse Trifecta? It would appear that God is amused by timing it all to happen at once. Now, as it turns out.

Ready for hurricane season ... a rain cocktail that kills on contact with humans

Toxins coming out of this hole passed safe margins a long time ago - the Gulf region is almost certain to become entirely uninhabitable at the very least.

The truth is nigh unspeakable about what is happening in the Gulf.

It's not an oil well built by humans any longer. It's a methane volcano that could no more be closed up than we could adjust the thermostat on the Sun.

Finally, as mentioned, there is a solid chance it will simply exterminate the lower righthand corner of North America in a single bright blast of methane and hydrogen sulfide ... the Lord God's ultimate fart joke on the Kwanstain. Pull my finger, Kwanzanians!

Ice Age II : The End Of The Sheeple

There's no point in arguing with Mother Nature. It's almost as futile as arguing with Vault-Co.

We got it right ten years ago. Everybody else got it wrong. Not even close.

Mainstream Media Sounds Like A Bunch of Nuts ... Only Ten Years After Vault-Co Beat Them To It

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Who do you think has really got it right, though? If this is what they are publishing on the front page, what are they still mulling over printing in the back office? Dare they speculate? What if it is obviously no longer speculation? What then for these timid, insular minds? Got ten years to find out? Or maybe only a few years to wait and see what they are going to tell you ... at which time it will be too late to do anything about it?

Three radioactive black mats laid down 11,500 years apart going back 40,000 years. Vault-Co's premise is this : the fourth radioactive black mat is about to be laid down. Not just a couple of Playstation consoles burned out.

Confirmed By Mainstream : Kwa Killer Bubble

I will simplify it all for you so that you can understand the gist of this situation.

The oil is rushing out at 120,000 pounds per square inch.

What forces it out under that kind of pressure?

A methane hydrate gas bubble layer beneath it that is at least 20 kilometers across beneath the oil layer.

As the oil rushes out, water rushes in.

Here's the problem.

When enough water has rushed in to equalize the pressure sufficiently, a 20 kilometer wide methane hydrate bubble will escape at supersonic velocity and explode when it reaches the surface, essentially destroying the lower right corner of the United States in about fifteen minutes with a combination of overpressure and the resulting tsunami.

As far as anyone can tell, this is now as inevitable as gravity and sunshine. It's going to happen and there is nobody who can stop it.

If you live in this region, Vault-Co recommends evacuation. As soon as possible.

God is Everywhere, He is Manifest in Everything

In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the soil; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.

Genesis 3:19