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Friday, January 27, 2012

Kwanstainia At Bottom Of List Of Failed Regimes

The Founding Fathers would be knee-deep in spent shell casings. John Adams would be running claymore wire. Ben Franklin would be hefting a Dragon launcher at Air Force One.

Thomas Jefferson would be stripped to the waist revealing a massive buffed physique brandishing a Ka-Bar with Barack Obama cornered in the White House, who would be using Barbara Pelosi as a human shield. Thomas would shoot Barbara, slowly lower his gun and stalk towards Obama. "Put away that chickensh*t gun, Barack. You know you can beat me. Don't you want to see the look in a man's eyes when you sink in the blade? C'mon Barry, let's party."

(The above is purely intended as idyllic satire)

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

A Failed Regime : Kwanstainia The Schizoidal

President Bruthah Man speaks of things that do not exist, his audience nods their heads at things they do not understand, his viewers see no relevance in what he is saying to the nation they can see out the window.

The 'Stain is a Lewis Carroll Wonderland of dope-addled dreamers lollygagging themselves into oblivion. It's a sad, dismal kind of death. It is the long ache that ends in darkness. Even when they are destroyed in war, there will be no glory in it. The vital spark that once animated the American spirit has been gone a long, long time.

The John Birch society was right. This is the future they foresaw and it is a horrible one indeed. If you ever wondered what those guys were worried about - it was this.

Israel Chooses Masada Option

Anybody who know what is coming in the Gulf knows this is not going to be anything like the "wars" (massacres) in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iraq and Syria.

Whole different ballgame this time around.

Doctors Are Worse Than Useless

Notice how about fifty years ago the medical cartel closed it's power completely over health care, right about the time everybody started to get cancer? Do you know that it is much worse than simply a complete lack of innovation for a half century? It is active steps to make people sick and assist them in dropping dead.

Whoever constitutes the membership of the medical monopoly, they are very bad human beings. You should never let them touch you unless it is life-threatening or a mechanical problem like a broken bone.

Be 'Bout De Edjamafacashun

Kwanstainia. Oh Kwanstainia. My heart be pinin' fo dee. Oh Kwanstainia, de bootyiful, yo crakheds grabbin' de car stereos, fo spacious hos, with malt likker fo all, frum see to shinin' see.

Yo can't be gettin' nowheh in dis wurld widdout de demm edjamafacashun.

Interesting Idea For Long Term Storage



Pretty cool idea. I'm going to see if I can source these in Australia. Looks to be a safe bet for caching. I think I have passed these up at a construction site in a couple of instances without realizing what they might be used for.

Magnetic Reversals : Changes In "Handedness" (Polarity) Can Cause Radical, Massive Evolutionary Changes

Theory of punctuated equilibrium belonged to Niles Eldredge, not legendary charlatan Gould. Imagine a guy getting his name attached to a paper at the last second before publication and afterwards getting credit for the ideas inside. That's the fake Gould for you. He did it three times and each time he publicized his association with the paper so widely that people now err in assigning credit for the work of others to this loudmouth.

Gould was a self-promoting flimflammer who never had the patience, sufficient enthusiasm, presence of mind or intellect to come up with any original ideas of his own. So he ripped them off from others.

These ideas are so important that it is critical to see to it that credit goes to the right person.

Dave Chappelle On White Collar Criminals

Chappelle rules. If he were white he couldn't get away with it.

Ron Paul Smashes Stephen Baldwin's Spine With Reason, Proceeds To Mop His Remains Into A Paper Bag With Logic



Random sample of the genius of Ron Paul and the Founding Fathers.

The majority of all the talking heads you see on the televitz have fewer brain cells in their entire head than Ron Paul passed in his last bowel movement.

People who use drugs are losers. Why should I pay the government to regulate their behaviour? I don't use drugs and have never even experimented with drugs. Why does the government use my taxes to try to eliminate substances that were widely available in pharmacies at the turn of the century?

Drug laws create drug cartels. They fund organized crime. Legalize drugs, eliminate 90% of organized crime overnight. Bam. They're gone.

I don't need drugs and I know the folly of trying to intervene with people who do. It's just another excuse for the government to extend their sphere of power until they control every aspect of human life.

The clip above is just an appetizer for the main course below. Ron Paul speaks better off the cuff than the most rehearsed speeches of any of his rivals.